weddings suck

predictably, i have come to really recoil from the idea of weddings and marriage... i recently found it necessary to attend one, since my boyfriend's brother married.  i found the experience to be like suffocating under a pile of heavy wool... Read more

let's talk in law's...

my ex husband's parents are a special kind of evil... these are people who are concerned only with appearances, with status, and with themselves.  i've never met more superficial, duplicitous people in my life.  they live in a big house... Read more

you can tell a lot about a person by how they fuck

i'm going to begin by warning you right now that this post is going to be dirty and vulgar.  if your delicate sensibilities cannot handle it, i welcome you to move along to some other waste of your time... if you have been following my story from... Read more

doctors are just like you...

i'm always puzzled when i come across folks who still put doctors up on some golden pedestal.  i find it to be a funny psychological remnant of our Victorian past, this idea that physicians are somehow 'better' or 'more godly' because of the... Read more

the list...

1.  Morrissey 2.  Hugh Jackman 3.  Liev Schrieber 4.  Clive Owen 5.  Elvis Costello 6.  Richard Tompson 7.  Bob Mould 8.  Joe Strummer 9.  any member of The Hold Steady 10.  various Boston Red Sox this is my ex husband's, the Good Doctor Kxxxxxx's that is, self proclaimed and self affirmed list of "men he would go gay for in an instant' -- his words, NOT mine. he never openly admitted he was homosexual, or... Read more

today...

i do not miss you. i do not miss your boorish face and that stupid, tired and crusty old goatee that has been hanging off it for literally decades now... or your wannabe dark framed glasses that you think make you look like Elvis Costello.... Read more

Honeymooning with the Boston Red Sox

my ex husband and i had a storybook wedding... we chose to marry in the fall of our intern year of residency, because the season and halloween was our favorite time of year (and it is to this day for me, at least he didn't ruin that on... Read more