weddings suck

predictably, i have come to really recoil from the idea of weddings and marriage... i recently found it necessary to attend one, since my boyfriend's brother married.  i found the experience to be like suffocating under a pile of heavy wool... Read more

let's talk in law's...

my ex husband's parents are a special kind of evil... these are people who are concerned only with appearances, with status, and with themselves.  i've never met more superficial, duplicitous people in my life.  they live in a big house... Read more

you can tell a lot about a person by how they fuck

i'm going to begin by warning you right now that this post is going to be dirty and vulgar.  if your delicate sensibilities cannot handle it, i welcome you to move along to some other waste of your time... if you have been following my story from... Read more

doctors are just like you...

i'm always puzzled when i come across folks who still put doctors up on some golden pedestal.  i find it to be a funny psychological remnant of our Victorian past, this idea that physicians are somehow 'better' or 'more godly' because of the... Read more

the list...

1.  Morrissey 2.  Hugh Jackman 3.  Liev Schrieber 4.  Clive Owen 5.  Elvis Costello 6.  Richard Tompson 7.  Bob Mould 8.  Joe Strummer 9.  any member of The Hold Steady 10.  various Boston Red Sox this is my ex husband's, the Good Doctor Kxxxxxx's that is, self proclaimed and self affirmed list of "men he would go gay for in an instant' -- his words, NOT mine. he never openly admitted he was homosexual, or... Read more

today...

i do not miss you. i do not miss your boorish face and that stupid, tired and crusty old goatee that has been hanging off it for literally decades now... or your wannabe dark framed glasses that you think make you look like Elvis Costello.... Read more

Honeymooning with the Boston Red Sox

my ex husband and i had a storybook wedding... we chose to marry in the fall of our intern year of residency, because the season and halloween was our favorite time of year (and it is to this day for me, at least he didn't ruin that on... Read more

socially accepted prostitution...

i gave You my heart, very purely and truly from the moment i committed to You way back in 1995. i never cheated on You, i loved You, adored You, lusted after You, made sure You knew it all the time...Your first blow was choosing to bring a girl... Read more

Who wants to buy some rings?

FOR SALE: 1 groom's platinum band, size 9. scratched up and worn, but definitely worth a few hundred for smelting down. 1 bride's platinum & diamond engagement/wedding set, size 7.  barely worn, like new.  beautiful princess cut diamond... Read more

Ah, there's no place like the City of Good Neighbors...

            so i have begun to hear from some of my friendly neighbors, and as expected, the sentiments are mostly critical and antagonistic:  i'm apparently a 'fatty hater' with 'no game'.  *nods*  ... Read more

Believe it or not...

I did not want us to divorce. What I wanted was for my husband to show up, finally.  This was not simply about us being a poor match, this was about how You ran away each and every time it was time to roll up our sleeves and get our hands dirty... Read more

allow me to catch y'all up...

        for those of you readers who find yourselves still here, and who might be interested, allow me to sketch the big picture...perhaps it might make you decide to return to hear more of the story.  perhaps not, that's... Read more

I never cheated on you...

I want You to know that from the beginning, up until that fateful weekend I went away, I NEVER cheated on You, with anyone.  No matter how I was tempted to do so out of retaliation because of how You repeatedly crushed me by lavishing Your affection... Read more